You are wholesome, you’re bright. You’re lovely, you’re light.

You’re natural. You’re fair. You have gorgeous grey hair.

You’re poetic, and apologetic. You’re strong and to the point.

You sing well, your cooking is swell. And you rarely do smell.

You’re free and you’re fun, even when you’ve come undone.

You’re wonderfully wild, with a wide open mind—friendly and funny, caring and kind.

You’re honest and modest, your wrongs almost always admitted.

Still, you let him convince you, you’re thoroughly wicked.